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Satan Flakes

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This is a preliminary exercise that, I think, may bear artistic fruit in the future. I figure that commercial products and design are ripe for artistic mischief. Especially those products aimed at kids. Not a new obsevation in any way but, I supposed that it would be fun to have a crack at. It's a good way to keep me interested and also to help me learn to make art on this infernal "computing machine."

I don't know why but, I have never seen paprika, cayenne, or habanero listed in the ingredients of my breakfast cereals. The taste of corn and sugar can get pretty boring day after day. Why not start your day with a flavorful mixture of milk and burning spices? A sudden attack of crippling molten lava diarrhea is a great excuse to get out of that soul sucking 11:00AM meeting. Satan, of course, is the perfect mascott.

If I can get this past the FDA and scrounge up a few investors, I'll be rich! Life is sweet, baby!!!

I need a good catchphrase. Maybe you guys can help me out?

"Taste the dark side of breakfast"
"This is the cereal that your parents warned you about"
"My cereal can kick your cereal's ass"
"Start your day in the wrong of way"
"Start the day with a bowl full of blasphemy"
"It's heretically hot"
"*Not afilliated with Satan Industries or Satan's Home Baked Cookies"
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I dont know...the calories are low, but it's high in fat. the ulitmate of evil foods. XD